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terror taxi

The best and final skit in jackass number two which involves
pubic hair,terrorism and a taxi.
Hello my name is Ehren McGhehey and this is terror taxi *sings some arabic song*
by Fallingout223 January 6, 2008
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Taxi Driver

Taxi Driver is an all time classic film from the 1970s, starring Robert De Niro and a whole rememberable line up.

De niro portrays one Travis Bickle - a pyschotic, porn obsessed insomniac who is a recently discharged marine veteran from vietnam.

The story follows travis as he meets a beautiful young women named Betsy, and then becoming obsessed in saving a young 12 year old prostitute (Foster) from her pimp, and escaping her life of drugs, gangsters and murderers. This is essentially Travis' way of cleaning up the mean streets of New York City - and oh my does he do it in style. This must be watched if your over 18!
Person #1 'Hey, ive just seen Taxi Driver 33 years late'

Person #2 'Cool, what did the kids think of it?'

Person #1 'The kids, you must be joking!'
by bickle1990 June 12, 2009
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taxes

A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.
Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.
by Think October 12, 2004
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Taxi

Is a joint rotation system.
While 2+ people are sharing a joint, one of them may call taxi and so each participant smokes one hit and passes the joint to the next participant (clockwise), he must hold the smoke in his lungs until the joint makes a full round.

The name is derived from the public transportation field.
When riding a taxi the meter always keeps on running
Stop hogging onto the joint let's taxi.
by J.D.Z February 19, 2011
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Taxmas

Taxmas is a period after the end of the financial year when you get your tax return. It's a good way to justify spending lots of money .
May: Taxmas this year was awesome, I got myself a bunch of new rock climbing gear! What did you get?
Mike: Some hookers.
May: sweet.
by Yaro August 27, 2008
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taxi radar

one who seems to possess the x-men like ability to find a free taxi from many blocks away.
damn does she have great taxi radar; she spotted that cab down on 42nd and here we are on 59th!
by kds818 October 8, 2009
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German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.
I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
by plyd011 December 24, 2010
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