Taxmas 

Taxmas is a period after the end of the financial year when you get your tax return. It's a good way to justify spending lots of money .

May: Taxmas this year was awesome, I got myself a bunch of new rock climbing gear! What did you get?
Mike: Some hookers.
May: sweet.

Taxmas by Yaro August 27, 2008

Taxmas 

Taxmas is when an individual has gotten something that they wanted for Christmas but obtained it earlier, therefore warranting that this person may be one present short, if not presentless at all

John: I recently bought that new video game I wanted.

Jack:..oh man.. your mom is gonna taxmas on your butt. I heard she bought you it already for christmas!

John: OH NO.. I ONLY HAD ONE GIFT UNDER THE TREE!!

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Wife: I bought the shoes that I had been asking for Christmas

Husband: I guess I'll have to return the ones I bought you and use the money on myself

Taxmas by Sarobi December 20, 2012

Taxmas 

A colloquial term for the time of year when broke parents can finally afford to buy their kids the Christmas presents they told their kids Santa couldn't get them, which is also known as being too broke to buy shit and still pay bills.

Santa tried really hard, but he couldn't bring you a new bike this Christmas, but we'll get you a cool one for Taxmas, and you can even pick it out.

Taxmas by MysticMomma83 December 24, 2022

taxbastard 

A nickname given to the 45th US President by the working class who earn wages or salaries.

In our family he is known as the taxbastard because he is singlehandedly causing us to lose our dignity.

taxbastard by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2019

Tamased 

The action of getting one of your testicles yeeted in outer space.
Related: tamasalizare.

Yo this dude just got TAMASED.

Tamased by bruhmius February 10, 2020

Taxman

taxman: when one person has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .

gaz:wew she’s a pua scruff
tezza:what dya mean pal
gaz:she’s a pua taxman and that

Taxman by sir_boqueefious October 12, 2018

Tamasin

A Tamasin is a total sweetheart! She's smart, gorgeous and goofy. She's always a good friend. Her heart is too big for her body so be gentle with her and keep her.

We love a Tamasin!

Tamasin by Sketche stuff May 6, 2020