tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

Tink Tank

A place where homeless people with inferior intelligence and weird accents come together and Tink about things. They add a Tank after it just to sound cool, important and German.

"I would like to join a Tink Tank"
"The Tink tank people are Tinking really hard."

by Kumbhakaran January 27, 2012

yank tank

Ugly clumsy American car

She bought a yank tank to take the children to school. It handles like a boat and looks like it was designed by a 7 year old.

by Austin Morris January 11, 2004

Sugar in his tank

When you wonder if a guy likes the opposite sex or not.

Buddy rubbed me the wrong way with those fruity jokes,,, he may have some sugar in his tank.. Idk if I can be seen with the likes of him, people may look at me funny.

by Immortal1 September 17, 2021

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Tank slapper

The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.

Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.

Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.

If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.

Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.

by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021

Ridicula-Tank

A time either be in real life or videogame when there is over a total of 5 tanks attacking you.

Soldier 1: "God damn it look at all these tanks coming in were screwed!"
Soldier 2: "Yea we're getting Ridicula-Tanked"

by Gold Leader September 1, 2006