spike trapped

To be "spike trapped" is to be caught in a situation that is painful, painfully avoidable, and painful to watch. If you witness someone get spike trapped, you are likely to facepalm in reaction.

Players of Dungeons and Dragons frequently must "check for traps" to avoid getting spike trapped, but you can be spike trapped by situations outside of gaming as well.

When getting spike trapped is painfully avoidable, you can see the situation coming, and yet you still somehow do nothing to stop it. This also makes the event painful to watch. Sometimes it catches you off with only a moment to react, which can make getting spike trapped particularly painful.
I can't believe he didn't see that coming! Ouch! He was totally spike trapped, and it was painful to watch.
by idigress August 28, 2020
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hooper trap

When something looks hella good, but it's really a whole bunch of bullshit . When one of your friends or a human tries to put you in a trap because it looks good.
Your trying to hooper trap me?
That's a hooper trap like on my life.
by Pauline V April 25, 2017
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Nut Trap

Usually a voluptuous or larger then normal buttocks that is exceptionally soft and mailable. Having an incredibly tighter then average anus and tract that is so taught some peni can't enter. Along with the insulated extra body heat creates higher temperatures in the sphincter then normal. Making the perfect heaven for ejaculation of the penis, if you can last long enough to truly enjoy it, after probably struggling to break into it. Then it will work the most powerful nut out of you and lock it in to the last drop. With out even trying.
I was using this Thick hoe last night and they had me rolling in pleasure with their tight Nut Trap.
by Craigalotsirfuffel January 12, 2018
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troll trap

A troll trap is saying something stupid and awaiting a response from another person to correct or assist you. It is like putting a fishing line out waiting for someone to bite. When a person is dumb enough to reply, they are than tricked into a pointless and time-wasting chat.
Example:

Troll: "Why do they call it invincible if you can see it?"
Random person: "That isn't what invincible means."
Troll: "What are you talking about?"
Random person: "You are thinking of the term invisible."

Troll: "No, invisible means you can't get hurt."
Random person: "No that is what invincible means."
Troll: "No it doesn't, open a book you noob."
Random person: "Yes it does, you open the book, you are dumb, google it."
Troll: "I just did and it said it means you can't see it."
Random person: "That is wrong, what did you google?"
Troll: "Invincible."
Random person: "I just googled it and that is the definition of invisible."
Another random person: "Dude you just fell into a troll trap."
by Readmyblogs November 08, 2017
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offside trap

n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.

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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!

Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
by gnostic3 July 05, 2019
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Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral
by Reeru March 20, 2020
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boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.
Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
by coherency September 06, 2018
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