top duke

to shit in the top part of ones toilet

i top duke'd this toilet at a party and now the bathroom smells like shit

by leeeeeer0r0r0y October 8, 2009

Top Kill

A politically expedient, but highly ineffective, response to a major crisis or disaster.

A top kill, Obama’s Earth Day speech boiled down to a photo op with a fighter jet and a call to drill for more offshore oil.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

Top man in me field

The best in your position or better than anyone else that does the same job.

Paul: Mate that was well good

Alan: I know pal, I'm top man in me field!

by pdub1234 September 17, 2010

top dump

The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.

Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").

Guy 1: This girl is pretty ugly.
Guy 2: She's top dump.

by topdump October 15, 2014

Top Gun

When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"

"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"

by StraightBusiness January 26, 2015

Top Deck

When those bloody Dunedin kids piss in the tank of the toilet.

The bloody Duners kids have done a top deck.

by kridjiti March 14, 2017

“Top Shit” Bitch

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”

“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”

by DarthNater November 18, 2017