Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor

Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t

by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022

Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine

Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking

by sidface October 20, 2020

Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.

Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022

Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

Tank

The perineum

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker

by Gooseward September 13, 2020

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021