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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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Rich

rich is a bitch
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Rich boy deaf b

A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p
The rich boy deaf bitch wants 5 for gas and 10 for weed while his Spanish friend fucks his sister
by Bradford cowboy October 6, 2019
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Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account
Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.
by Alcatraz Charles December 12, 2021
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Gas-Rich

Meaning they have a ton of natural gas they could be using.
Hym "Hey, speaking of 'gas-rich countries,' where's the gas? In Palestine, I mean. Where exactly IS the gas? It's not... Is it... Is it in the northern part of Gaza? Is THAT where it is? The northern part of Gaza?"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Pre-rich

The phrase "Pre-rich" refers to someone who currently does not hold wealth of any significance but is engaging in actions that could potentially result in either a sudden or gradual increase in wealth, resulting in them becoming rich. This "phrase" labels someone as doing the right this to become rich but as of the current moment, not being rich.
He's super locked into the solana trenches, that guy is gonna make so much money, he's pre-rich.
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