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The Dennis 

An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.
I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.

I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
The Dennis by themenace March 20, 2012
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do the dooley 

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.
Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

We'll have to smoke the dress 

Phrase said in Mad Men when something such as marijuana or alcohol is spilled on any surface.
"It's all over the rug" "we'll have to smoke the dress" (Mad Men s4: e3)
The topic at hand.
the deal by Stik-e Mung March 13, 2004

the dresden dolls 

Absolutely amazing two-piece Boston band consisting of piano and drums primarily, with occasional guitar. Members are Amanda Palmer (vocals & piano) and Brian Viglione (drums & guitar)
Can't you just do it for me
I'll pay you well
Fuck, I'll pay you anything
If you can end this

Can't you just fix it for me
It's gone berserk
Fuck, I'll pay you anything
If you can make the damn thing work

--The Perfect Fit
the dresden dolls by ronan July 15, 2008

The Dirty Hungarian 

The act of fingering two different girls at the same time (one with each hand), while simultaneously having a third girl riding you as you are sucking on her tits.
N: BRO, I think I peaked last night.
J: What Happened?
N: I went out last night and did "The Dirty Hungarian".
J: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hero Of The Day 

Hero Of The Day, Saved My Life, Saved My Life
Hero Of The Day, Saved My Life, Saved My Life
Mi Amigos, He's a hero !