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SCB syndrome

SCB Syndrome, or Swiss Cheese Brain Syndrome, is the medical condition, caused by excessive intake of such a wide variety and extensive multitude of recreational drugs, whereby the victim's brain resembles Swiss Cheese.

The depth of the syndrom is generally measured by the diameter of the average sized hole or tunnel through the brain, and ranges from very small (just slightly large enough to fit a microdot within) to medium (just large enough to fit a large marijuana seed inside), to extreme (large enough to fit 1 or more trittles inside).
Wife: how could you forget our anniversary? it's on the same day as easter AND your birthday, for fuck's sake!

Husband: you know i have SCB syndrome... i forget these things. that reminds me... i have an appointment with Dr. Kocanweed
by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007
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Stearns County Syndrome

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.
Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."
by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011
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Helper's Syndrome

Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.
Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."
by richardc020 April 17, 2009
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Sympathy Donuts

After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.
KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.
by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010
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Arashi Syndrome

(n.) being forced to delete files or transfer them to an external drive due to a lack of free space on one's computer.
I would download that new concert, but I'm suffering from Arashi Syndrome.
by jbearkun July 8, 2011
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pewdiepie syndrome

When you unintentionally make jokes on serious matters and get shit on by Disney and magazines
Kid: man dude, I think I have PewDiePie syndrome

Kid2: why?
Kid: Disney sent me this shit
by LameyNamey March 29, 2017
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Tony Montana Syndrome

A.) When a small time hustler/dealer makes their first $500 to a G and starts talkin, thinkin, and actin like they are Tony Montana, Soprano, Vito Corleone, Frank Lucas etc.

B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.
Tony Montana Syndrome

A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!

B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys
by BigLCorleone139 January 14, 2009
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