air pinch surprise

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006

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scarsdale surprise

To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.

Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

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Surprise Sex

rape, to rape

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!

by randy mac August 28, 2003

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cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

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shanghi surprise

When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"

I did the shanghi surprise to my girl freind once, she was not happy at all.

by Jamie Chennells December 12, 2007

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Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

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