Suicide

Not the answer to anything...

Well, except to the question "What is it when you kill yourself?"

Anne: What is suicide?
Mark: Not the answer

by Tsushi March 18, 2021

Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.

Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

A Suicide Mission

Go to any convenience store and fill your cup with all flavors of soda from the fountain. Skipping the diet versions of course.

Also Suicide Sundae... Any toppings you have on hand on top of whatever ice cream in your freezer! Any type of fresh, frozen or canned fruit, chocolate, nuts, jellies, syrups (caramel, strawberry, maple, maple flavored, butter) and candies you desire to try even cough drops!

Or Rainbow Suicide - A little bit of all flavors of fruity frozen drinks in your cup... Can be done on a snow cone!

Wanna go on a suicide mission with me? No I do not, you know its illegal to kill people, dude calm down, we are just going to go get soda from Quiktrip, you better be telling the truth!

by Reallybadgenius November 18, 2022

Cause of Suicide

Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.

Why did he have to commit suicide?
He was in middle school.
And
# Cause of Suicide

by AC from Northern May 1, 2019

Suicide Wank Chop

The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

by Renato1 August 16, 2015

Suicide

A way of escaping problems (probably not worth it tho)

Remember suicide is always a way to solve problems.

by Crikey Mate it's Ali-a August 14, 2018

hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees August 20, 2008