Jello suicide 

When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.

“Did any of that Jello get into your mouth?”

“No, it was a Jello suicide.”

Jello suicide by Bottom Ford April 3, 2010

D.U.I Suicide 

When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself

Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero

i can't belive that my girlfriend dumped me i think im gonna pull a D.U.I Suicide

D.U.I Suicide by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

National Suicide Day 

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.

Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.

National Suicide Day by aternis October 26, 2020

Soda Suicide 

The hilarious act of shaking a two-liter bottle of soda, slamming it on the ground, and having the bottle rocket itself towards you by the force of the caffeine.

Dude, you should have been there, Brandon just committed soda suicide today with the two-liter of Faygo I bought him! We seriously should have brought a video camera, that was a perfect YouTube moment!

Soda Suicide by DopeArmy101 May 6, 2009

testicular suicide 

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

testicular suicide by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Youtube Suicide 

It means making a fool out of yourself or doing something terrible on the internet on your own intensions so that people will hate you forever.

Posting a video of you cursing at everyone (including the viewer) while showing you're face. Or in simple words, you want to be hated forever? well you post a video of yourself cursing at everyone or picking a fight whit a random stranger & then showing your face while you saiying you feel accomplished, while everyone will remember your face & will hate you forever. That is an example of " Youtube Suicide ".

Youtube Suicide by 00001234 November 5, 2012

the suicide bomb 

The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.

She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.

the suicide bomb by Bob Noneya November 12, 2019