toss the standard

1)literal meaning: to add a normal idea or opinion into a conversation.
2)sub-context: to discard something that has allready been deemed as standard.
3)conotations: to jizz,jerk or wank off.(derived from toss the salad)
4)a snack, toast and butter

'I maybe tossing the standard, but i'm goin to through jesus into the mix for ultimate mandem'

beth 'do you want a cup of builders tea?'
wendy 'na bitch toss the standard, i want earl grey...still'

'is andy upstairs tossing the salad?'
'tossin the standard!'

by gert mandem April 6, 2007

standard

Standard

- something accepted.

- Word for something blatently shit, unwanted or stupid.

- Adjective to describing opposite sex who is remotely hot.

Guy: Shes well fit

Guy 2: Meh, she's standard

Girl: Fell over last night and hit my head. Standard ¬.¬

Replacement word for cursing, moaning groaning and bitchiness.

by StandardRedHead March 2, 2011

Sandoe

likes it in the butthole but sometimes in his/her right ear, i dont kno why the right ear but thats just how it is. ouch i stubbed my toe goddamit :(
i like chicken especially when its crumbed with that real nice crummy stuff coz i am a sexy beast and i am "the bees knees" and also "the best thing since sliced bread".

"shoot that sandoes kgone and uncrumbed my chicken again, crikey one day all those sandoe's will pay for this crap i have to put up with every day" :(

by king o' crunk January 31, 2005

Mexican Standoff

The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.

Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

Stand offish

When a couple is at a club, or in a public place, and are obviously avoiding each other, wether they know it or not.
Another example is, When boy friend & girl friend don't talk to each other at school, or make other people believe they aren't even going out.

"oh wow look jimmy is acting so stand offish towards jenn, it's like they don't even like each other."

by Emma Smith August 4, 2006

Marr's standard

When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.

After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.

by dizzle7477 July 4, 2006

dominican standoff

A Dominican Standoff occurs in bathrooms worldwide. It is when a filthy dominican who normally smells like an armpit 24/7 goes to an unsuspecting shower stall, turns on the water, and comences the standoff. The ending result usually being the dominican backing off, preparing for the next weeks round two.

Yo i seen julio in the abano, just standing there looking at the shower, i think he was in the middle of a dominican standoff.

by jermdogg October 20, 2008