shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

Space Case

Term for someone who makes a liviing as an asternaut exploring the remote world inside their head. Poor communication equipment means transmissions from Earth sometimes arn't recieved.

Houston, we have encountered a strange alien life form calling itself a brain, could be dangerous. We shall prepare to exterminate it. This is space case, over and out.

by Planetvideogame June 20, 2007

Space Nigger

A black man in space.

William Charles is the real Space Nigger.

by The Real Space Nigger August 14, 2011

Space AIDS

Aids you obtain in space. It lasts longer than regular AIDS, and its also 3x more painful.

"After his ship came back from Tython, he was totally rattled with Space AIDS." - the Bible

by Chazkaba February 25, 2010

Slice of Heaven

I'm talking about the one and only PIZZA!!!! OF COURSE!!!!

I just had a little "Slice of Heaven" for lunch.

by Philip Cunningham January 31, 2007

Space Jam

A malfunctioned Space Dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema.

Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace

RON PAUL 08

by you have aids sorry February 26, 2008

Big Slice

Having a large sexual tool.

The triple seven has a Big Slice.

by Homs AE August 29, 2005