carpenter's special

flat chested floosy.

Flat as a board and easy to screw.

Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

by Ridoinkulous March 14, 2009

deKay Special

To tit fuck a guy's balls.

A guy I know actually gave someone the deKay Special. He fucked his balls.

by Adam Waddam January 13, 2008

The Sullivan Special

When a male tries to suck his own dick.

Last night Bubba finished his homework early and decided to try the Sullivan Special.

Lindsey was ready for the Thanksgiving Sandwhich Smash but Bri decided he'd rather give himself the Sullivan Special.

by blondiefromnorfolk December 8, 2010

The Fisher Special

When you pay your cousin $200 to have sex with you, and end up having her hand up your asshole aka. four finger combo

"hey Jack, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh I got The Fisher special from Hannah"

by Lemon cardboard March 5, 2019

Chef’s Special

When someone has passed out from a 75% alcohol drink and someone else wipes their balls on their face.

Omer got served the chef’s special last night

by Chef_Bawlz June 9, 2021

Riot Special

Refers to League of Legends developer Riot Games. Often, certain characters in the game (known as champions) become overpowered because they synergize very well with specific items. As a result, Riot Games nerfs the champions, sometimes several times, to bring them back in line. However, Riot will often nerf the overpowered item later on as well, causing a double whammy for the champion, making them extremely weak. Despite this, Riot never reverts the nerfs made to the champions even through the original problem (the item) was hit, leaving them underpowered for months if not longer. This unpopular practice of nerfing the champion, nerfing the item, but not reverting the champion nerfs became so common that it eventually was called the Riot Special.

"Bruh, Sejuani's trash now. They nerfed her a bunch, but then they nerfed her Cinderhulk item too and didn't revert her original nerfs!"

"Yep, she got the Riot Special".

by SCTO June 12, 2018

LPEG Special

Apple Juice, Cream Soda, and Cuban Rhum.

man I got fukked up on all those LPEG specials last night....

by LPEG May 5, 2007