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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
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Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.
I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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Soft Rat

Like a dry snitch but instead of telling on someone indirectly through loud speech, a soft rat tells on someone without realizing there are doing it.
Nooney is a soft rat because he brought up a secret in front of bree without knowing he did it.
by Breezyndhasone January 24, 2023
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Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner
Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022
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Soft Princess

He just touch her soft princess and it make she wet
by RDPersonXP June 21, 2018
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Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.
by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020
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