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super straight

a shitty person who says they would not date a trans person and then they make a new “sexuality” of it and have the audacity to say they are a part of the lgbtq+ community
closted man: im super straight! i was born this way
normal person: you were born straight, not transphobic
closted man: omg you are so mean, im not transphobic
by ioanabanana March 11, 2021
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super bro

There is your several types of bro's

peasent bro
standard bro
general bro
super bro

peasent bro's will follow the other lebs
standard bro's have some respect
general bro's are your standard lebs except a 3 word vocab
super bro, they are to be feared, their vocab consists of WTF BRO!, YULLAH, GOT THE STASH and THE FUCK!, they are more intelligent than your standard bro, with an amazing 4 word vocab
they also make people panic
peasent bro -- "hi guys! .. i mean BRO!"
standard bro -- "sup bro"
general bro -- "WTF BRO, ECCY, BRO!"
super bro -- "WTF BRO!"
by largo September 17, 2004
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Super Straight

Super Straight means you only date the opposite gender if they were born the opposite gender, no questions asked.
What do you classify as?

I classify myself as super straight.
by LeavesAreBrown March 1, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality for people who are only attracted by cisgenders of the opposite sex.
Person 1: Hey, are you super straight?
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.
by Swarroth February 9, 2023
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Super lots

Super lots soo-PER LOooOts
-adjective
1. The best way to stress a large quantity.
2. Used to emphasize a strong feeling.
3. The most bad-ass adjective ever created that everyone should use super lots.
1. I hope it doesn't snow super lots before I get my boots.
2. I miss you super lots.
by White Kristmas December 16, 2008
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Super straight

a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke
person: i'm super straight

rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people

rational person: *curbstomps them*

:))))
by luigis#1sugarbaby March 8, 2021
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Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018
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