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Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.
I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!
by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011
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Canadian Sport Coat

An acid washed jean jacket, preferably vintage from 1978. Worn mostly by suspicious young males unaware of suspicious appearance.
Just picked up a sick canadian sport coat at the goodwill today.
by Aws1187 July 6, 2011
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Fake sport

A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.
Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !
by not_a_fag January 7, 2016
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Booty shorts

Really short shorts that show some ass while also being tight
Man that girl can rock those booty shorts
by Steelspear 411 June 5, 2018
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Greatest Sport

Hockey, cause its fucking hockey
by DioDiMorte March 17, 2019
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Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
youre fucking stupid, midna isnt a shortstack
by Cjcoen February 17, 2022
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basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.
1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"
by patricko1999 March 4, 2017
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