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Shirley

Shirley is the most beautiful , gorgeous , outgoing , strong , and sexiest woman alive! She is great kisser , has a nice big butt , and huge boobs! Even while young , she will have a sexy womans body with perfect curves! She is very unique and she will help you with all your troubles! She is usually tall and always majestic and she needs a big man to hold her close! She loves to cuddle and kiss alot!! Shirleys usually have had a ruff life but she will try to find the bright side of things. But dont let a Shirley fool you , under all that beauty is a BAMF! She can beat the shit out of someone then come home and cuddle with her man! She is definitely a dime! Perfect for any man!!
Shirley just beat my ass and lookd good while doinnng it!!!
by DONTHATEMECAUSEMYGIRLISBETTER January 16, 2011
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blue shirt guy

-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.
by Walter Owl February 6, 2009
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Land of Free T-Shirts

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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shiraki

Name of a kid almost-in highschool.

She's 12
by donkeybutt July 9, 2003
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cut-off shirt

A regular shirt that has had both the sides cut off using scissors. Looks like a poor quality muscle-T.

Originated in Sonoma County, CA and has spread throughout the county high schools. Mainly wore by the jocks; football & basketball players.
Joe: I feel like making a new cut-off shirt today.

Devon: Another? Didn't you make like 2 last night?

Joe: Yeah, but I could use some new ones.
by Iwear Cut-offs July 20, 2012
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lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.
I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...
by Max Taylor January 18, 2008
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T-Shirt Time

Screaming "T-Shirt Time!!!!" implements the start of getting ready to party.
Dude1: What Time is it?
Dude2: T-SHIIIIIIIIRT TIME ! Let's get ready to party!
Dude1: Alright it's T-Shirt Time!!!!
by SchwanzusLongus August 25, 2011
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