l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.

Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

by dixintha March 26, 2008

I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010

That's my name, don't wear it out.

This phrase has two meanings; the first is that you're mother gave you a badass name as a baby and you've grown up with an immense ego about it, so you don't want people to ruin it with their nasty voices. The other meaning is that you don't care about people so you avoid them bugging you, by saying this phrase.

For example if your name is Candi Corona, you have all the right in the world to say "That's my name, don't wear it out.

by Miss Crown June 16, 2012

Don't be gentle, It's a rental

abusing the crap out of rental cars

My car was in the shop for repairs for a few days, so the dealer gave me this loaner car to drive. A friend rode with me in the loaner car, asked about it and where my car was, then told me "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." After he told me that, I figured "hey this car's not mine, why treat it like mine?" took his advice and beat the crap out of the rental car

by Dooky808 November 19, 2011

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

by bing sing February 16, 2018