Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

rubber blowing

when you ejaculate so hard it blows out the condom breaking it

so i started rubber blowing but now i have to leave the country to avoid paying child support

by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

Rubber Band Manlet

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024

Robles

Alternative word for problem

“That’s alright mate, no robles”
“This place is full of robles”

by 186456 December 4, 2023

Rubbernecking Jym

The act of one’s self needing to be directly next to another male at the urinal in order to drain the main vain. The release of urine can’t happen until you take a good old peek at your neighbors Cock, the glance duration determines if you can climax during your piss.

Apparently Alex pulled a good old Rubbernecking Jym the other day next to Walt at the urinal, could him squeal all the way from the front office.

by LittlehandsJohnny December 13, 2023

Rubbernecking Jym

The act of one’s self need to be directly next to another male at the urinal in order to drain the main vein. The release of urine can’t begin until you’ve take a good old peek of your neighbor’s Cock, the glance duration determines if you can climax during your piss.

Alex pulled a good old
Rubbernecking Jym the other day next to Walt at the urinal, we could hear him squeal all the way from the front office.

by LittlehandsJohnny December 13, 2023

Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.

Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.

by Gstarloc February 4, 2024