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roasted people 

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
roasted people by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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roastbeef ass 

brown and red asshole from shitting so much it burns and bleeds from wiping
i had some hot wings and it gave me roastbeef ass
roastbeef ass by griffinb55109 February 19, 2009

Roasting marshmellows 

When you stick your balls into a girls vagina, warming them up to a comfy temperature.
"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"

"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"
When someone has gotten insulted to the point that their clothes actually begin to burn at an intense heat and the screams of the people who just saw you get roasted (mostly your squad) are nothing compared to the man/woman who hollers like a fucking monkey right in front of you as he celebrates his victory and triumph over your pathetic and puny existence. The roast will apply to you wherever you go and people will point at you and talk about the kid who got wrecked 24/7 for 3 fucking weeks straight.
Boy: "Hey you look like a complete retard"
Boy #2: "AT LEAST IM NOT A COMPLETE RETARD, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE!"
The entire squad: ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Roasted by He who roasts November 5, 2015

the roaster 

The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.
Man, this party sucks. Lets do the Roaster and get the hell outta here!
the roaster by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007
Noun: To have Testical hair so long it can be braided and made into dreadlocks on a drunken or stoned spring break trip to Jamaica.
Nice Rasticals bro....how much did you smoke last nigh?
Rasticals by gypsymob January 20, 2011

Rasta City 

The baddest gang out here.Rasta only burst fully auto not water guns.
Rasta run the town.They does only empty clips so doh violate.Rasta will kill you in front yuh mother and walk way because d AR 15 dohjam.
In other words we will kill yuh boss and fuck yuh gyal.
Muslim gyal Love Rasta City man.
G-City|6iix is real.
Rasta City by 6iix boss January 3, 2019