readiment

The finest word there is to describe ones state of being ready

Do you know what Joey? I am in a perpetual state of readiment.

by The Warbmeister January 30, 2023

real nigga relativity

for every real nigga, there is someone they are a bitch nigga to, and vice versa.

"Due to real nigga relativity, don't ever feel down on yourself."

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Raelice

He is a cat that loves lore

Raelice the lore cat

by Voidigoad May 16, 2023

real reck

it’s basically saying real shit .

* bald btc to bald btc *

dom: yo lele be posing some real reck posts.
layla: wrd to my mother fih.

by leahhhh bitchhhh May 25, 2023

Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.

I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.

by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009

The Real Eel

The act of being vaginally or anally fucked with a live electric eel.

Getting a hard stiff cock in his ass just isn't enough anymore....Mikey needs the Real Eel.

by TAJ acme September 21, 2009

the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.

He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.

by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014