Purple Monkey

Purple Monkey is the name of a character (puppet) on YouTube, who is well-known for his warped personality. Usually can be found by typing "Purple Monkey", "jh20001" or "LV Mobsquad" in YouTube's search function.
Purple Monkey: "Why do black people call themselves black?....they're brown..."
by P Monkey March 29, 2009
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purple whale

What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats
Hey dude have you ever seen a purple whale?

Yea bro I saw one yesterday
by Darktwat January 01, 2014
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The Color Purple

1. a situation where you're dating a girl who isn't as attractive as her much, much, much, much younger sister.

2. derived from the movie of the same name, having relations with a woman while lusting after the little sister you can't have due to age.
My life is The Color Purple right now. My girlfriend's sister is hot, but I can't do anything because she isn't 18 yet
by Tyrone Grizz July 04, 2010
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Purple Fruitloop

n. Alternate name for one's asshole. Name derives from the popular cereal brand which features Toucan Sam. See balloon knot
The snatch ain't bad, but when is this broad going to let me at that purple fruitloop of hers.
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
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Making purple

We two people have sex

Blue (One person) + Red ( Another person) = Purple

Doesn't have to mean boy and girl only. Can mean Boy+Boy or Girl+Girl or any other gender/any lack of gender

Colors don't have gender
by Tyler_M April 06, 2016
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Purple Tears

If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.

1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.
Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi
by cleanfresh1 April 05, 2010
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purple grapes

Go to sleep before i stick my purple grapes in you mouth!
by Grizzagle July 27, 2006
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