PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

by the psi team August 2, 2023

Twink Privilege

When someone has a metabolism too high for them to gain weight, more so in younger people

"My sister eats ice cream everyday and is still skinny, standard case of twink privilege."

by Valerica May 23, 2023

religious privilege

The ability to believe whatever the fuck you want no matter if you have evidence or if the claim is ridiculous or outlandish.

Person A: God is real.

Person B: Proof?

Person A: I don't need proof, just respect my belief.

Person B: So if someone said Spongebob was real, you'd respect their belief?

Person A: No.

Person B: Well, then you just have religious privilege.

by Gametoon June 18, 2023

Birthday privilege

A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.

“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”

by Tim Peters November 9, 2023

Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Black Privilege

The privilege Black people have, usually in speech, because they are marginalized

Only Black people can use the n-word because they are marginalized with that word. It would be inappropriate for anyone of any other ethnicity to use it. That is Black privilege.

by Malika Davis August 22, 2023

Pretty Privilege

Eccy

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are. (And having people do things for you)

Eccy has pretty privileges, thanks to me.

by hi carter August 24, 2023