pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Pre-whistulation

When a referee blows the whistle before contact is made and a foul is called.

That was not a foul! The ref has a bad case of pre-whistulation!

by Vagnipt January 23, 2018

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

by Deauley May 7, 2018

Pre-Shot Spawning

When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly

Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!

by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018

Pre-eve

Most Popular brand's teen

I like wearing pre-eve shirt's

by MoneyPriest May 16, 2018

pre-columbian release

When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus

After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.

by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018

Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018