Peanut Butter

internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.

Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!

by concernedparentlol August 22, 2009

Peanut Butter And Legos

When someone is taken advantage of in a sexual manor due to the mental retardation of the victim. Usually its disabled on disabled action.

In an episode of the classic ABC show program "Life Goes On". The episode featured a conversation between Corky and another handicaped individual where the topic was what they packed for lunch. One of the retarded people said he brought peanut butter and legos. It angered the character of Corky (played by Chris Burke)so much he grabbed the fellow Downie and raped him over a cafeteria lunch table.

by Patricio Bernardo Gouveia December 13, 2008

Peanut

Perhaps the coolest kind of salted appetizer there is among the world!

Girl: Gee, i could really go for a salted peanut right about now.
Nana Steival: Me too. a peanut with a FACE on it!!

by Tatti December 17, 2007

peanut butter and jelly

Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.

Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!

by thegrandeton May 2, 2014

Peanut Head

Robert Ingle, whos head looks like a peanut.

Inexplicably going out with an 'attractive' woman.

"You have a peanut head Rob, you big fat bastard"

by Mark Hatchard March 17, 2004

peanut butter guts

smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million

man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts

by Timanzoh May 31, 2006

Peanutbutter and Banana

The sexual act of using peanut butter as lubricant for a frozen banana dildo. The male then eats out all of the peanutbutter from the woman's vagina by engaging in cunnilingus.

Guy 1: Dude, your mom offered me to peanutbutter and banana her.
Guy 2: But wait, she's allergic to peanuts!!!

I peanutbutter and bananaed my girlfriend last night and it tasted so good!

Peanutbutter and bananaing is a perfect way to get your daily dose of protein!

by hocnigga January 30, 2012