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With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.
Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.
by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008
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poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.
by Vacupunk December 21, 2008
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poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.
Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!
by MayBBayB February 15, 2010
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poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.
by drzimo March 23, 2010
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Poop Cookies

cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.
"Grandma are you making poop cookies?"
"No ;) "
by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011
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poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.
by tubstep February 6, 2012
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poop dent

Aka the skid marks left behind after a massive duece
Carl: Man I just left behind some massive poop dents in your toilet bro!!

Tom: Oh man what the fuck did u eat man?!
by Hot (Carl) March 10, 2012
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