poo chunk

A chunk of poo emanating from ones anus... perhaps.

Doug eats pieces of poo chunk for breakfast. Because he's fat.

by Doug is fat. October 6, 2003

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker April 20, 2014

poo lube

The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.

Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.

by wwjsd December 6, 2013

poo slave

a person who is enslaved to repeat the phrase: "sitting on the toilet" while in the bathroom with the slave owner while he/she defecates, then has to say "now FLUSH" and flush the toilet when the slave owner is done defecating.

Hey poo slave! I need you. I'm about to take a dump!

by poookachu June 6, 2011

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

Mean Poo

when an individual is finally able to relieve oneself; the poo feels so good that it is just mean goodness
a poo is never nice, it is just plain mean.

Jessi: Sara, I just had some coffee and am in need of a mean poo...
Sara: Have fun in the bathroom...remember to close the door.

TJ: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom...
Drew: Oh ya? You need to take a dump?
TJ: Not just a dump...a mean poo...

by awesometothepossum November 20, 2009

poo catchers

1. Pants or shorts that are worn down low in "Gangsta" Fashion, sometimes exposing the underwear.

2. Pants worn low to catch the poo that falls out of retard "gangstas" ass.

Shit man, first you start tipping your cap to the side, and now you're wearing POO CATCHERS? Sorry bra, but I cant be seen with you.

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010