pecker checker

the doctor, specially when u go in fer a lil turn and cough.

" dude i'm busy this mornin, i gotta go to the pecker checker. gettin that physical. "

by the dick doctor August 24, 2005

pecker

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.

Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"

by Douchebag March 2, 2003

pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

peckered spliff

a spliff which has a small quantity of cannabis in it.

oi mate thats a peckered spliff. Translates to oi mate that spliff is small.

by Olly C August 11, 2006

Peckerhead

n: A person that tries to create a long, romantic kiss by utilizing the multi-peck mechanism, without use of tongue. This leaves the kissee, although drunk, in a state of confusion and despair. This is usually followed by a lack of communication between the kisser and the kissee, signaling the death of the "relationship".

Matt Fennner is such a peckerhead!

by Polly March 12, 2005

Parker

a GIRL Parker, is very sweet and creative. She has short hair (now) and people always call her a guy. She is super skinny and wears my clothes a lot. Parker also loves pigs and giraffes.

Alice: Have you seen Parker's pig collection?
Sara: No
Alice: Well you should because it is AWESOME!

by Hats Girl November 22, 2011

Tiny-peckered Nancy-Boy

A whiner. One who needs his mommy. Shut up and do it, you pussy.

Fair-weather motorcylists. Shut up and ride, you tpnb.

by ase September 22, 2003