peter j tart

Combination of "Peter Out" and "Jam Tart". The name that you call someone when they peter out on a plan or party.

James: "I have to head home guys."
Bob: "You're petering out on us man?"
James: "Yeah, have to head out."
Bob: "Oh man, Peter J Tart. I can't believe you're jam tarting on us man!"

by Mitsuda August 10, 2007

Peter points

A term used to describe the most obnoxious annoying crude sexual harassing anal aggravating ear bleeding cock blocking self obsessed drug addicted ass-wiping douche-bagging weirdo.

Often directed at someone with the previous listed characteristics.

"What the hell, you just cock blocked me"
"so?"
"You just got like 10 Peter Points"
"Aw Shucks"

by Juanita Incaterina Jones December 20, 2009

Peter Swissturkey

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.

Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

by Peter Swissturkey October 14, 2011

peter bumper

The homosexual sex act of bumping penises together

Just found out. My friend Bryan is a peter bumper. Oh Shit

by Ball satchel May 28, 2018

peter north

idk but it sounds like sex in the north pole

santa claus peter northed miss claus

by ok im tired of this user name December 18, 2018

Peter Griffin

When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.

"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."

by Dank Memester March 6, 2019

Peter Cole Palmer Syndrome

This is the condition of having extreme height but little or no motor skills. Most commonly found in white males approximately 6’ 4”. They will also try and convince you that Wyoming is a state. Be careful because this is a highly contagious disease. Do not allow to procreate!!

Goes to Wyoming and catches Peter Cole Palmer Syndrome .

by Wyomingisdabest April 19, 2019