Paperbagging

Paperbagging is the act of covering the face of a sexual partner with a paper bag so as to not look at their unsightly fizzog during intercourse. This practice is commonly used by people who chose to date a butterface.

Did you hear? Tim was paperbagging Emma last night. He's the worst pediatrician ever.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.

Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.

by Popdis March 12, 2011

jerry panzer truck

the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd. Kfz. 251, half track armored figthing vehicle used by nazis

Not long after the Alamein scrap, me an the platoon are having a look around this arab village - well, we were looting it - when all of a sudden this bloody jerry panzer truck comes over the hill and starts puking slugs.

by Lila Lotos June 18, 2011

penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Toilet Paper Jenga

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash

Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!

by ds2014 March 14, 2014

Copy Paper

A paper that is purely white. A good comparison to an Irish person's skin.

Oh my god, did you see Anna? She's basically a sheet of copy paper!

by AnnaB123 August 8, 2015