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Post University Depression

After graduating university, post university depression occurs after realising things are not going the way you planned them to, you have signed on to job seekers allowance cus u cant find a job, your friends have one more year at university and rub it in your face because you havent, ur other friends have settled into a steady career after working there way up from apprentices, you vent ur anger and frustrations through other channels rather than going out on a Monday Evening and drinking ur troubles away! U have no 1 special in ur life cus u spent the last 3/4 years enjoyin the singledom and the benefits it has at University!
Im suffering from a severe case of P.U.D! P.U.D

I graduated last summer, I have no job and no money, I wish I could go back Post University Depression
by Mouse87 September 20, 2009
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Post Masturbation Snooze

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.
Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."
by jewjewb October 25, 2007
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Posted Up in York

Literally means nothing, but generally used as a greeting or goodbye. The phrase may also be used to describe a moment of guys being dudes.
*Kyle walks down hallway*
*Sees friend walking to his direction*
"Hey dude, Posted Up in York!"
"Haha, Posted Up in York!"
*Kyle and friend continue walking to their destination*
by kalechow March 6, 2019
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Post Play Depression

Post Play Depression, very similar to PPD, is a form of sadness that comes a play is over and the actors in it go back to their daily lives. It is mainly something experienced by the cast and crew of a show rather than the audience.
The Post Play Depression was so real that Jimmothy cri.
by Flame_Brain March 12, 2015
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post ejaculation clarity

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .
Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
by my_own_summer September 22, 2019
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Post-Ringling Depression

A term coined by Rebecca Parham meaning someone who thinks they are a failure because they don't get to the Ringling college expectations (Which is going to Disney or other big companies) unlike others.
"Because I wasn't out there getting big studio jobs like all my friends from school, I started to succumb to what I call the Post-Ringling Depression."

-Rebecca Parham
by DrBrad April 5, 2022
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Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
by Polo boy September 10, 2019
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