pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

by The Doctor December 12, 2004

Pocket pool

Masturbation as a pastime as in an "alternative" to going out with buddies to actually play pool (or do anything else).

Dan refused to come to the movies with us. He stayed home to play pocket pool.

by Calitor October 13, 2011

Pocket Dick

A small pocket pair in hold em poker. Fives or smaller.

Jeff will always call someones all-in bet if he has pocket dick.

by Lifeson March 15, 2007

Pocket talk

When a person "butt dials" you without realizing it and you can hear what they are saying. Also applies to voicemail messages left in the same manner.

"Yesterday Bill called me without realizing it and the pocket talk i heard was pretty juicy.

by CaptainArbuckle January 18, 2010

totty pocket

While it may at first sound obscene, a totty pocket is actually a perfectly innocent term. It refers to a large, rectangular pocket on the front or side of a pair of pants, such as cargo pants. A totty pocket is often closed by button or zipper.

The word originated as a reference to Napoleon Dynamite from the scene where Napoleon stuffs a handful of tater tots into his pocket.

Dude, I think your keys just fell out of your totty pocket.

by Lydy May 13, 2005

Pocket Antlered

When something gets very messed up in a certain context.

"Hey Ray, your just friggen pocket antlered bud!"
"I was just long boarding and fell. Now the J in my pocket is pocket antlered."

by 1PugDubs June 17, 2012

woman pocket

woman pocket, in others words the VAGINA! where else can you hide stuff for long periods of time. lol. use at your own risk!

Cops pull up....
Dude,"Oh shit the weed!"
Chick,"Quick i'll put it in my woman pocket!"

by Lacey Rymer December 3, 2007