pillowless

When a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of sex.

Sam: are you going to Jerry's tonight?
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.

by spattie April 12, 2011

pillow persona

Whether you're dominant of submissive in bed.

In Japanese these personas are named "uke" (submissive one) and "seme" (dominant one).

Charles: I just took a quiz on my pillow persona.

Florence: And?

Charles: It said I lead in our relationship.

-Moment of awkward silence-

Florence: Well, we both know that's wrong.

by Magnana May 10, 2011

Pillow

An individual who's identity happens to be very similar in spelling and pronunciation to a well known noun, and any jokes involving that certain nown told around said individual will result in dirty looks and rude comments about the tellers mother.

R:All I did was make fun of her name and she made rude comments about my mother!

J:Oh, she must be a pillow then.

by PILLOWPETSSTILLAPLY June 20, 2011

Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.

The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.

by thebartschside September 30, 2011

Pillowfriend

A pillowfriend is someone who is super awesome. Different from calling someone your best friend, but similar at the same time. The name was created after "Pillow Talk", a creation for long distance lovers. Of course, the "friend" part of pillowfriend takes the idea and turns it into something for internet friends. Pillowfriends are wonderful, amazing, and simply care about each other so much that all they wish to do is comfort and cuddle the other pillowfriend. They would purchase the "Pillow Talk" wristbands in order to hear each others heartbeat at night while they sleep, and it would enable both people to hear their pillowfriends heartbeat.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Pillow Talk product?
Person 2: Yeah, it sounds cool. I'm thinking about getting it for me and my pillowfriend.

by courtnee da bomb September 6, 2013

pillow puff

The act of stuffing your bra so full it looks as if the bra will explode. Usually resulting in sore boobs and being called a mega-stuffer for the rest of the year!

look at alyssa, she's such a pillow puff

by gooftick122 December 18, 2013

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014