National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit

Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends

by mocholoco October 14, 2021

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 07, 2018

baby boyfriend

A boyfriend who confuses his girlfriend for his mummy.

“He’s acting like such a baby boyfriend.”

by Mayatrice June 03, 2022

Boyfriend Stealer

When a blondie steals your boyfriend after you broke up for 3 whole days.

"damn that little boyfriend stealer has been so annoying lately.

by ginger.bitch70 November 16, 2022

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 05, 2024

happy boyfriend day

PERSON 1 : hey i got u a gift

PERSON 2 : why
PERSON 3: bc its happy boyfriend day love u

PERSON 4 : thank you

happy boyfriend day guys!!!

by ms brown July 13, 2022

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 06, 2015