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Hym "Apparently not, Joe Rogan. Apparently other men can't be better than me as I am literally and objectively the greatest writer who has ever lived. And it looks like MY ORIGINAL THEORY OF AI was correct and therefore am the creator of AI."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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Apparently not

Apparently nobody wants to die according to Matt. And if nobody wants to die you can extrapolate from that and say that your kids would be included in the category that constitutes "Nobody" and, therefore, they also don't want to die. And then you can ask, does your kid want to did for YouTube garbages right to keep a secret? Or do you want to lose you kid for that right?
Hym "Apparently not. Apparently nobody wants that. And what I want is entirely contingent on when or not the secret if kept. Explicit. Direct. This roundabout thing you are trying to do isn't going to cut it. Unlike Matt and the incest cultists, I actually want to know the thing I'm talking about here."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2025
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At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes
"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"
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Adhesive is not done yet so it’s

Adhesive is not done yet so it’s Bad
by Irnfcncncjdjdjdj October 19, 2020
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Bt waves are not the vibe

bt are the not vibe.
BT WAVES ARE NOT THE VIBE STOP
by stickypaper1 January 23, 2022
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Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.
"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
by Cup of steel June 12, 2023
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