by Caylee___ June 18, 2021

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by impzdpwer August 13, 2022

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
by IkuraEater August 10, 2014

by spunkermuffin March 29, 2009

by rickyness March 28, 2023
