Patrick Merrick

That guy

Patrick Merrick I’d indeed HIM

by 770percent December 2, 2022

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Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do somthing so insanely embaressing that, you wish you were never born

yoooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd lol its lit

by Saskiajolie December 17, 2019

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St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

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