purple whale

What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats

Hey dude have you ever seen a purple whale?

Yea bro I saw one yesterday

by Darktwat December 31, 2013

Purple Monkey

Purple Monkey is the name of a character (puppet) on YouTube, who is well-known for his warped personality. Usually can be found by typing "Purple Monkey", "jh20001" or "LV Mobsquad" in YouTube's search function.

Purple Monkey: "Why do black people call themselves black?....they're brown..."

by P Monkey March 29, 2009

The Color Purple

1. a situation where you're dating a girl who isn't as attractive as her much, much, much, much younger sister.

2. derived from the movie of the same name, having relations with a woman while lusting after the little sister you can't have due to age.

My life is The Color Purple right now. My girlfriend's sister is hot, but I can't do anything because she isn't 18 yet

by Tyrone Grizz July 7, 2010

Purple Fruitloop

n. Alternate name for one's asshole. Name derives from the popular cereal brand which features Toucan Sam. See balloon knot

The snatch ain't bad, but when is this broad going to let me at that purple fruitloop of hers.

by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

Making purple

We two people have sex

Blue (One person) + Red ( Another person) = Purple

Doesn't have to mean boy and girl only. Can mean Boy+Boy or Girl+Girl or any other gender/any lack of gender

Colors don't have gender

Those two were making purple earlier.

by Tyler_M June 22, 2016

Purple Tears

If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.

1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.

Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi

by cleanfresh1 April 4, 2010

purple grapes

hairy ass nuts (testicles)

Go to sleep before i stick my purple grapes in you mouth!

by Grizzagle July 27, 2006