School

A place of no mercy. It forces you upon its wraith before the dark of the sky ceases to tint, unlike the souls of the teachers. Trudging out of bed, you have scarcely forty minutes to do what would normally take you an hour if it weren’t for the unholy time crunch; get ready for the concentration camp itself. Barely making it on time, you’re forced to stream down your driveway and end up looking like a buffoon when everyone else is already there. You then proceed to wait in either freezing or scorching temperatures, the Board of Education doesn’t care, and then come in contact with the bringer of your doom: the school bus. As you hoist yourself and the anvils they call school supplies onto the uber driver from hell, you frantically try to study for the test you have today. You forgot to do so last night, just because you didn’t give a crap. Eventually you give up and play a game on your phone until the asylum itself comes into view: school. You and the other people pile out of your bus and march like ants to your lockers. You take out your $500 worth of stuff out of your backpack, even though you know you’re only going to use three of those items yearly, and head on to first period; gym, which is basically a mandatory strip club. You trudge through the rest of your day, but I don’t wanna write about it, because that would mean wasting more time on school. Plus, I got these cursed papers call “homework” to do, as if the seven hours I spend at that hell wasn't enough.

Matt: Hey so what did you get for question four on the homework last night?
Steve: There was homework? I was too busy studying for the eight tests today.
Matt: Wait, there's eight tests today?
Both: Man, I hate school

by Person Who Needs Help January 9, 2020

School

A place where little educated children have knowledge shoved down their gullet and are forced by the government to attend, there is also this thing called home work that takes up time of your day doing other things that matter like finding a job. This building due to the size and rooms for real resembles a prison

Me: My brother is going to prison,

Other person: You mean school?

by Experienced person January 13, 2020

school

a complete waste of time. source of plentiful amounts of stress, sadness, any negative emotion you could possibly imagine. i hate school

school = ew

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

school

school is like jail exept for only 7 hours

ugh i have to go to jail
its not jail its school and its only 7 hours

it is jail becuase you sit there and do nothing

by tiktokrocks January 19, 2020

school

where you waste 16 years of your life at. also known as a child labor place which is completely legal. 7 hours of plain touture, and if that's enough, NO . U GET 2 MORE HOURS OF TOUTURE AND THREATS OF YOU GETTING GROUNDED for missing a single question that's not worth any fucking value. the bell commands u when to eat, go to class , and u don't need to know about geography and all kinds of history stuff and writing and stuff.

student: talks
student 2: talks back.
teacher: wait that's illeagal plus 9999999999999999999999999999999999 years of detention 4 u 2.
friendship ends forever. this is school

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020

School

School is a fucking waste of time there you go to classes with fat ass rasis teachers,than teachers trying to be funny but when you get home all u want to do is rest no bitch stuff sent home to do while NOT IN FUCKING SCHOOL wow

Student: what the fuck

Student2: what
Student: there is a prison and nobody told me there was
Student 2: oh that’s school

by Bakers the bake January 24, 2020

School

A public shooting range

Tim lets go try out our new glocks at school so we get revenge on the people who bullied us.

by “Nigga”- Albert Einstein January 24, 2020