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Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
by Wretchen July 23, 2017
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sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot
It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo
by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021
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nip nap

Taking nip of Cognac (French of course) before going to sleep for taking naps
I need nip nap every evening before going to bed takeover rest before falling to sleep.
by Sumerian_Shakespeare September 24, 2022
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After School Nap

The No.1 Recommended Cure for Burnout and fatigue
James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?

Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.

James: thx, I might try that out some day.
by IronicÉire December 22, 2024
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nap and dash

When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1

"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.

example 2

"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022
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The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.
I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.
by BraveGuide July 18, 2023
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Napping Nate

The act of falling asleep due to being intoxicated/inebriated. The act is usually performed at a public place such as a bar or club.
Hey Drew is pulling a Napping Nate we should prbly wake him up before he gets kicked out
by nappingnate November 16, 2010
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