Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

by Cum Gurgler June 9, 2009

crimson mustache

When someone eats a girl out who has her period

Mike got a crimson mustache when he hooked up with Jen last night.

by AOPi May 28, 2006

Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

by Singing Richard December 18, 2014

Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009

mustaffa

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.

Melissa Rose Gudge

by Jimmy March 27, 2004

mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.

after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!

by jorymo November 15, 2009

musty sweets

The scent of girls' farts and/or girls' farts.

All girls have musty sweets. That was totally a musty sweet. My farts are the definition of musty sweets today. They do smell musty and sweet! Musty sweets! Perfect!

by drksassily December 17, 2010