Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Your Mum

A fat hoe

your mums a fat hoe

by Xocrone August 23, 2020

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult but not actually true

Kevin your mum gay
Steve No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

Intergalactic Mum

Intergalactic Mum is a woman who was bullied and mistreated in the workplace because she knew more than the “fathers” that existed between the year 2017-2019 and who tried to control her. Her story shaped her and now, she lives to inspire others.

Adaline Bowman is an Intergalactic Mum.

by baba the child August 1, 2023

Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!

Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming

by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024

Mum

1) To keep silent.

2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.

3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.

Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.

1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*

2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."

3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.

by コトリー September 12, 2014

cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

by GiantCope September 8, 2023