Slap ass month

Slap ass month is a month when guys slap girls ass to make them feel uncomfortable .

When Marcus slapped Sierras butt because it’s slap ass month.

by Don’t slap a girls ass October 2, 2019

French Montana

French Montana is a Moroccan born rapper. The hottest dude in the streets. The maccaroni wit da cheese. French montana created many mixtapes such as coke wave, mac wit cheese, goon music. French montana is associated with max b and is a part of the cocaine city.

there goes french montana the maker of playin in the wind

by Vikz montana April 4, 2010

Monti Blow-Job

the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.

My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!

by skin ticket November 8, 2010

Montana Bear Trap

Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.

Dude-"Can you help me doc?"

Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"

Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."

by Shagginz May 21, 2011

Happy Pride Month!

A term said by someone, regardless of orientation, to a member of the LGBTQ community, to show respect to that person during pride month. Saying this does not mean you are gay, and you can celebrate the month with your gayest friend without being gay.

"Happy Pride Month!"

by Thatgaycarlover June 9, 2019

The Montfort Academy

A small, private Catholic school in katonah, ny. The school has drastically changed in the past few years and students who have left are EXTREMELY bitter. Full of new, qualified teachers and a student body which is school spirit and very kind. Many extracurriculars such as soccer, basketball, softball, competetive swimming, chess club, drama, robotics, baseball, track, debate, choir, yearbook club, and more. If you attend, or have a family member attending the school you can attest to it's stong communal and familial spirit.

student: did you see all those rude posts about our school, The Montfort Academy?
student2: yeah that's why i'm writing this definition.

by lady knight May 14, 2011

montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007