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green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
by Reppin617 July 8, 2004
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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
by jay May 17, 2003
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3 headed monster

to get stupid drunk on the 3 biggest drinking days... thursday, friday, saturday
nodizz:yoo we are doing a 3 headed monster tonight

laukx:okay but we are gonna be hung over for a week
by Nodizz the boul April 15, 2008
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monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size
dude, that guy is such a monster chode
by jrod21494 December 20, 2008
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Monster Love

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.
Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"
by Gagaslittlemonster January 19, 2010
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Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.
by McPartland February 24, 2008
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high on monster

when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.

can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.
Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."
Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."
by notmyrealname,eh? May 25, 2009
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