Funny monkey

Funny monkey is a monkey that does something funny enough to make one smirk, laugh, and/or giggle. Funny monkies may include; throwing a banana, a chin bubble thing, or making weird noises, and the "orange eat me you" meme.

Guy 1: The Funny monkey was pretty funny ngl.
Guy 2: It really was lmao

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

by e caskey March 24, 2003

Space Monkey

Space Monkey is a game that teens play where a person either chokes his/herself or has someone else do it until they almost pass out. It can cause brain damage due to lack of oxygen to the brain.

Billy was playing "Space Monkey" to get a rush and ended up getting brain damage.

by CAP1 October 5, 2005

arctic monkeys

One fantastic band- true they're not the next Beatles ...

But if you listen to the lyrics: everyone who's gone out boozing, tried to chat up someone up and got shot down, tried to get past club bouncers, been surrounded by fakes and posers, been in shit relationships or whatever- you can relate to them and laugh at the way Alex Turner presents it!

Unfortunately, Arctic Monkeys is the victims of its own hype! Hype kills bands as critics and music snobs alike make themselves seem so above everyone else by slating such bands and saying they haven't lived up to their snobbish and superior expectations (because thy ALWAYS know best!).

The truth of the matter is, AM is a great original, down to earth, non-manufactured band with an extreamly talented lead singer and writer!

So I'm glad that people are sitting up and taking notice to them instead of some X Factor/Simon Cowell reject!

Oh and they are amazing live!!!

Some good Arctic Monkeys Lyrics.

"Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook"

"Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalatarian"

"Don't believe the hype" Arctic Monkey's motto!

by -P-H- August 17, 2007

pourch monkey

A black person who lives in the ghetto.

That pourch monkey capped your ass with his tricked out gat.

by ...emerica... January 25, 2005

monkey dust

An animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.

"Monkey Dust- BBC3 - 9:30 - Tuesday (?) Watch it!"

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Porch Monkey

A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors

Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.

by MUKUM January 6, 2009