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Mexican Piss Water

Eh Canadian name for Corona beer.

It can be identified by its bad taste, yellow colour and low alcohol content. Often seen on hot sunny days sitting in direct sun light adding to its already rotten flavour.
eg.1 - Mike was camping up the road at Spray lakes Canmore for the weekend reached into the cooler and to his horror pulled out a Corona and screamed " Who bought Mexican Piss Water!"

eg.2 - Doug drove his friend to the liquor store to buy beer Doug's friend returned with a case of Corona, Doug turned to his friend and said "you paid money for Mexican Piss Water ?"
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Mexican Ice Fishing

A sexual position which the partner lays on their back with their shoulders on the ground with their ankles to their ears and their partner procedes to step in between legs and insert erection or object downwards into the anal cavity. Also known as Kaa-Kaah.
I saw that girl walking bow-legged, she must have gone Mexican Ice Fishing.

mexican road case 

A cardboard box..........
I am so glad we got rid of those mexican road cases for the plexiglass podiums.They were the biggest pain in the ass to move around!
mexican road case by Mr. Peterson January 7, 2007

Mexican taxi 

a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts Mexicans to where they usually end up going...which is jail
Da'rryl: What kind of taxi picks up Mexican?

Mike: I dont know

Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon

Mexican Avalanche 

The action of cumming in your girlfriends hair and firing her down the steps.
Jenna made me so mad last night we watched a porno then I gave her a Mexican avalanche.
Mexican Avalanche by Masterchef1 February 27, 2009

mexican oil change 

A fancy reference to an an enema used to ensure trouble-free backdoor action. Out with the bad, in with the jizz.
Things started off a bit messy, so I gave her a mexican oil change.
mexican oil change by Nozzletip September 28, 2007

mexican nightmare 

I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.
Theres a big fat policeman at the door door door.
He grabbed me by the collar.
He made me pay a dollar.
I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.

--excerpt from young mexican girls' pattie cake song displaying their hate for the mexican nightmare
mexican nightmare by itzblay July 20, 2008