Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box

“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah”

by Msingh514 April 4, 2020

Maria Regina Highschool

a catholic school full lesbians. lesbians everywhere. youre either a thot or gay so.. goodluck with that.

Maria Regina Highschool in Hartsdale

by marinapeeina November 7, 2018

Mari J H

Urban Slang for cannabis (Weed)

Thats some dang Mari J H!

by SmokeSkater January 23, 2009

Mariah Cardoza

The most amazing person in the world. She's like a peach muffin mixed with a beautiful sunrise. She is AMAZING. And is a great best friend. =

Do you know Mariah Cardoza?
Yeah she's the most amazing person ever!

by danimal122393 November 28, 2010

maria anthea

A desperate person ready to do anything just to sleep under a willow tree.

Guy 1:'Lucy is such a maria anthea.'
Guy 2:'What did she do to sleep under your willow tree?'
Guy 1:'She did a hand stand for 15 mins!'
Guy 2:'Wait! You didn't bone her?'
Guy 1:'Wow forgot about that, maybe next time.'

by Reggaerockkermismage August 26, 2011

Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

Mari-Jane

Mari-Jane the perfect girl. Hottest and sexiest out there. She's perfect and very athletic. A female like her is very smart and talented. She has amazing vocals and knows music. She's what everyone wants. All females like her should be thick with a nice booty and a beautiful smile.

Wow I saw Mari-Jane today and my eyes hurt from how attractive she was.

by She fine asf April 12, 2018