mum

gigachad way to call your mother

"oy mum can I go to the dairy"
"you have money"

by ben dovernow plz November 1, 2022

Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell

Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”

by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

Mum

British slang for "Get bjig bootix deekly tickle!"

You are my mum.

by Poopythisbeepy November 18, 2022

ur mum

the insult that has one weakness which as known as no u
and a inssult thats better ur dad lesbian

no u is ur mum's weakness

by VoidVortex November 24, 2022

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022